Okay, So I Have To Officially Be The First To Ask...

What in God's name are they smoking in Pennsylvania?

This is supposed to be a baseball team, in theory.

Wow...

I always knew the Empire Carpets commercial originally had actual human beings in it, but I never saw one until tonight.

I Fully Approve Of This Commercial...

I'm hoping that Washington Post Radio takes up this idea for advertising Nationals broadcasts. Also, I hope this leads to us being called the "God Squad". It would be uber-cool to describe your season as "We're on a mission from God."